Safe for use in the home! This novel purveyor of musical tone will thrill and delight those of a discriminating ear.

Found among the discarded plans in an abandoned laboratory, Edison's Synthesizer produces a marvelous cacophony of sound. Simply press your fingers against the tubes, higher pitches to the right, and hold to sustain the supple vibrations. Note: Lower pitches will resonate for longer periods of time. The user of the iPhone will note that the application of more than 4 fingers will produce an explosive result. Fear not, the device will reset itself to working order once the smoke clears...